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Two kids who grew up broke in San Antonio with nothing to lose and everything to say. Marines, Army, Lifelong Brothers. Unfiltered, authentic storytelling from the barrio trenches to the podcast desk.

🇺🇸 USMC & US Army Veterans

📍 San Antonio, Texas

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EP. 01

24:15 / 1:14:30

EP. 01

Two Broke Mexicans... But Is Adam a Saudi Prince?

1:14:30 • Premiere

Paul and the crew spent years wondering if Adam was secretly an Arabian prince until Adam booked a flight to Saudi Arabia to track down the truth.

EP. 02

Sledding on Metal Trash Lids & Model Lowriders

1:04:12 • Lore

Bombing down the steep railroad embankment on galvanized trash can lids by grandma’s house, double-riding BMX pegs, and building Revell lowriders.

EP. 03

The Gun Incident: Two Kids Finding a Real Weapon

56:45 • Crazy

Two young neighborhood kids stumble on an actual gun. Target practice, hustle angles, and street survival instincts before ever joining the military.

EP. 04

Marines vs. Army: Surviving Boot Camp

1:11:08 • Military

Parris Island vs. Fort Benning. Marine drill instructors screaming in your face vs. Army road marches, and why South Side Texas heat prepared them.

EP. 05

The Stolen CD Binder: House Party Treason

49:30 • Crazy

When your 200-capacity Case Logic CD binder was your entire life savings, and catching a so-called friend red-handed stealing it at a house party.

EP. 06

Calaveras Lake Incident: Adam Almost Drowns

52:18 • Crazy

A day at Calaveras Lake that went completely sideways. Adam accidentally slides down the slick boat ramp into deep water and everyone scrambles to help.

EP. 07

Paul's 11th Birthday: Handcuffed to a Barbie

48:20 • Crazy

The unhinged chaos of an 11th birthday party on the Southeast Side. Handcuffed to a Barbie doll, toothpaste in your eyes, and pure neighborhood antics.

EP. 08

High School Southeast Side: Parties & Fights

1:08:45 • Lore

The high school years in Southeast San Antonio. House parties, cruising, neighborhood fights, and the unspoken code of brotherhood loyalty.

EP. 09

Lights On, Lights Off: Zero Boundaries

44:15 • Crazy

When your boy is being entirely too nosy, creeps into the wrong room in the dark, flips the switch, and gets a visual shock he will never unsee.

The True Story

From Railroad Tracks to the Mic

"Broke" wasn't a tragedy—it was our playground. We didn't have snow or snowboards in Texas, so we grabbed galvanized steel trash can lids, climbed the railroad embankment by grandma's house, and learned to fly.

ADAM

🎖️ USMC Veteran

"We had zero dollars in our pockets, but every summer in San Antonio felt like an action movie."

The instigator and tactical wit of the show. Adam grew up hanging around his grandparents' porch next door to Paul, constantly inventing new neighborhood stunts and finding trouble before trouble found them. Served with honor in the United States Marine Corps, bringing razor-sharp humor, discipline, and an uncanny ability to snipe punchlines out of thin air.

Military Branch U.S. Marine Corps

Hometown Lore Grandparents' Porch

Weapon of Choice Shure SM7B & Sarcasm

Childhood Role Jumping on the Sled First

PAUL

🎖️ US Army Veteran

"Man, my heart was pounding at the top of those train tracks. But there was no way in hell I was letting Adam jump alone."

The powerhouse anchor and wild story champion. Paul lived right in front of the legendary railroad tracks. Backwards cap, stocky build, and a laugh that shakes the studio walls. Served in the United States Army, bringing grounded grit, brotherhood loyalty, and a bottomless vault of insane real-life stories from San Antonio to the military bases.

Military Branch U.S. Army

Hometown Lore Foot of the Railroad Hill

Special Move Trash Can Lid Steering

Childhood Role Pedaling the BMX

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UPCOMING GUEST

Special Guest: "The Jesus" Joining the Studio

Longtime close friend and the permanent third member of the trio. His name is Jesus, but everyone just calls him The Jesus. Joining Adam and Paul on an upcoming episode to settle old scores and bring his own receipts from back in the day.

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NEW PROJECT

The Arab Prince & Mexican Bros Comic Series

Bringing the stories to life in full color! An illustrated graphic series following the wild adventures of growing up on the Southeast Side, sliding down railroad tracks, and the journey across the world to Saudi Arabia.

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STUDIO UPGRADE

Multi-Cam 4K Hybrid Recording Locked In

Two Broke Mexicans is built for full video hybrid distribution. Stream every reaction, wheeze, and argument in full HD across YouTube, Spotify Video, Apple Podcasts, and social clips.

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