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THE GOOD.
THE BAD.
THE CRAZY.

Two kids who grew up broke in San Antonio with nothing to lose and everything to say. Marines, Army, Lifelong Brothers. Unfiltered, authentic storytelling from the barrio trenches to the podcast desk.

🇺🇸 USMC & US Army Veterans
📍 San Antonio, Texas
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Episode 01: Two Broke Mexicans... But Is Adam a Saudi Prince?

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The True Story

From Railroad Tracks to the Mic

"Broke" wasn't a tragedy—it was our playground. We didn't have snow or snowboards in Texas, so we grabbed galvanized steel trash can lids, climbed the railroad embankment by grandma's house, and learned to fly.

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Growing Up Next Door on the South Side

Paul lived right at the foot of that massive railroad hill, and Adam's grandparents were right next door. Between one beat-up BMX bike with back pegs, 105° Texas heatwaves, and neighbor dogs barking through chain-link fences, we built a brotherhood that survived neighborhood scrapes, military deployments, and adulthood. Now we're sitting down to tell the whole story.

Adam

ADAM

🎖️ USMC Veteran
"We had zero dollars in our pockets, but every summer in San Antonio felt like an action movie."

The instigator and tactical wit of the show. Adam grew up hanging around his grandparents' porch next door to Paul, constantly inventing new neighborhood stunts and finding trouble before trouble found them. Served with honor in the United States Marine Corps, bringing razor-sharp humor, discipline, and an uncanny ability to snipe punchlines out of thin air.

Military Branch U.S. Marine Corps
Hometown Lore Grandparents' Porch
Weapon of Choice Shure SM7B & Sarcasm
Childhood Role Jumping on the Sled First
Paul

PAUL

🎖️ US Army Veteran
"Man, my heart was pounding at the top of those train tracks. But there was no way in hell I was letting Adam jump alone."

The powerhouse anchor and wild story champion. Paul lived right in front of the legendary railroad tracks. Backwards cap, stocky build, and a laugh that shakes the studio walls. Served in the United States Army, bringing grounded grit, brotherhood loyalty, and a bottomless vault of insane real-life stories from San Antonio to the military bases.

Military Branch U.S. Army
Hometown Lore Foot of the Railroad Hill
Special Move Trash Can Lid Steering
Childhood Role Pedaling the BMX
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Two Broke Mexicans... But Is Adam a Saudi Prince?

Growing up on the Southeast Side, Paul and the crew spent years joking about Adam’s last name and wondering if he was secretly a Saudi prince or Aladdin in disguise. Years later, Adam actually booked the flight to Saudi Arabia to track down his father’s family. Uncles, cousins, incredible hospitality, and finding out the truth—while Paul is back in San Antonio wondering if his best friend is coming back in a thobe.

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Episode 2 San Antonio Lore 1:04:12
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Sledding on Metal Trash Lids, BMX Pegs & Building Model Lowriders

Growing up broke on the Southeast Side with endless imagination: bombing down the steep railroad embankment on galvanized trash can lids by grandma’s house, double-riding BMX bikes on pegs, building Revell 1:24 model lowriders with Testors paint, and trading 90s sports cards like currency.

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Episode 3 The Good, Bad & Crazy 56:45
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The Gun Incident: What Happens When Two Kids Find a Real Weapon?

What happens when two kids find an actual gun? What should you do with it? Target practice, of course. Sell it, of course. Two young kids thinking of every possible angle before either one ever joined the military. True story.

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Episode 4 Military & Service 1:11:08
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Marines vs. Army: Surviving Boot Camp with Barrio Instincts

Parris Island vs. Fort Benning. Adam breaks down Marine drill instructors screaming in your face, Paul shares Army basic training road marches and base chaos, and why Texas heat and street survival instincts made military life survivable.

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Episode 5 The Good, Bad & Crazy 49:30
Episode 05 Available in Video + Audio

The Case of the Stolen CD Binder: House Party Treason

Back in the day when your 200-capacity Case Logic CD binder was your life savings (burned CDs, Tupac, Biggie, Korn, Tejano hits). Catching a so-called friend red-handed stuffing the binder in his jacket at a party and all hell breaking loose.

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Episode 6 The Good, Bad & Crazy 52:18
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The Calaveras Lake Incident: Adam Almost Drowns

A day at Calaveras Lake that went completely sideways. Adam accidentally slides down the slick boat ramp into the deep water and starts yelling for help because he didn't know how to swim back then. Everyone had to scramble to pull him out. Hilarious for everyone watching—not so funny for Adam at the time.

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Episode 7 The Good, Bad & Crazy 48:20
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Paul’s 11th Birthday Party: Handcuffed to a Barbie

The unhinged chaos of an 11th birthday party on the Southeast Side. Getting handcuffed to a Barbie doll, getting toothpaste smeared in your eyes, and the sheer nonsense that happens when neighborhood boys are left to their own devices.

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Episode 8 San Antonio Lore 1:08:45
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High School on the Southeast Side: Parties, Fights & Loyalty (Part 1)

The high school years in Southeast San Antonio. The house parties, the cruising, the fights, and the unspoken code of loyalty that kept the crew tight. Setting the stage for the wilder stories and flashbacks to come.

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Episode 9 The Good, Bad & Crazy 44:15
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Lights On, Lights Off: When Your Best Friend Has Zero Boundaries

What happens when your boy is being entirely too nosy, creeps into the wrong room in the dark, flips the switch, and gets a front-row visual shock he will never unsee for the rest of his life. Pure unfiltered comedy.

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We took our childhood adventures and turned them into an authentic 8-bit retro arcade game! Choose Adam or Paul, jump over San Antonio dumpsters, dodge tortas and cholos, and run past the Tower of the Americas. 100% free, playable on phone or PC.

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UPCOMING GUEST

Special Guest: "The Jesus" Joining the Studio

Longtime close friend and the permanent third member of the trio. His name is Jesus, but everyone just calls him The Jesus. Joining Adam and Paul on an upcoming episode to settle old scores and bring his own receipts from back in the day.

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The Arab Prince & Mexican Bros Comic Series

Bringing the stories to life in full color! An illustrated graphic series following the wild adventures of growing up on the Southeast Side, sliding down railroad tracks, and the journey across the world to Saudi Arabia.

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